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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Haitian

v. (hai·tian)

  1. to avoid straw;
  2. to ignore a greeting

Scarface

n. (scar·face)

  1. a talented designer of head and neck accessories

Western

n. (wes·tern)

  1. the leftmost vase, when facing north

Karma

n. (kar·ma)

  1. a female mechanic

Section

v. (sec·tion)

  1. to turn from a cult

Repeat

v. (re·peat)

  1. to apply decayed vegetation again

Staple

v. (sta·ple)

  1. a basic strategy for tug-of-war

Castrate

v. (cast·rate)

  1. to rank thespians

Retirement

n. (re·ti·re·ment)

  1. a bedtime candy

Harbinger

v. (har·bin·ger)

  1. unrestrained sarcastic laughing