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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Guidance

v. (guid·ance)

  1. to direct tiny insects

Condemn

n. (con·demn)

  1. a stupid inmate

Aspire

n. (as·pire)

  1. the steeple over a donkey-worshiping church

Overheard

adj. (o·ver·heard)

  1. above cows

Ported

n. (por·ted)

  1. an impoverished Theodore

Trafficking

n. (traf·fic·king)

  1. the ruler of the road

Extend

v. (ex·tend)

  1. to care for a former spouse

Equipment

n. (e·quip·ment)

  1. a factory from which electronic wit is created

Deliver

v. (de·li·ver)

  1. the first step in treating severe cirrhosis via surgery

Fasted

n. (fas·ted)

  1. a speedy Theodore