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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Concave

n. (con·cave)

  1. a hole in the ground for prisoners

Foreskin

v. (fore·skin)

  1. to coerce a relative

Accountable

n. (ac·count·a·ble)

  1. a piece of furniture for a nobleman

Crouton

n. (crou·ton)

  1. a group of large ship workers

Tobacco

v. (to·bac·co)

  1. digging a large trench

Dynasty

v. (dy·nas·ty)

  1. expire in a filthy manner

Stable

n. (sta·ble)

  1. a monthy rent payment

Buzzer

v. (buz·zer)

  1. to intoxicate a female

Neighbors

n. (neigh·bors)

  1. uninteresting horse conversations

Guidance

v. (guid·ance)

  1. to direct tiny insects