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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Efficacy

interj. (ef·fi·ca·cy)

  1. lamentations of a blind man

Append

v. (ap·pend)

  1. to exit a computer program

Levi’s

v. (le·vis)

  1. to strive for shelter or refuge

Adhere

n. (ad·here)

  1. a place to insert a commercial

Psychosis

n. (psy·cho·sis)

  1. a crazy female sibling

Halibut

n. (ha·li·but)

  1. Ms. Berry’s fanny

Implore

n. (im·plore)

  1. the stories of a mischievous child

Assemble

n. (as·sem·ble)

  1. a percussion instrument for the buttocks

Diuretic

n. (di·ur·e·tic)

  1. an urgent, full tick

Importance

v. (im·por·tance)

  1. to bring tiny insects from abroad