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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Wireless

n. (wire·less)

  1. command to ask your teacher fewer questions

Title

n. (ti·tle)

  1. a firm consonant

Lettuce

v. (let·tuce)

  1. to allow myself and others

Documents

v. (doc·u·ments)

  1. to have your candies deducted

Belize

v. (bel·ize)

  1. to ring with little effort

Locust

v. (lo·cust)

  1. short swearing

Cornered

n. (cor·nered)

  1. a geologist

Eradicate

n. (e·rad·i·cate)

  1. an unpredictable number

Compass

n. (com·pass)

  1. a free donkey

Final

n. (fi·nal)

  1. a satisfactory elevated train