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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Noel

n. (no·el)

  1. a missing consonant

Prevents

n. (pre·vents)

  1. before flues

Donation

n. (do·na·tion)

  1. Italy

Copies

v. (cop·ies)

  1. to police naturally

Gated

n. (ga·ted)

  1. a happy Theodore

Foreskin

v. (fore·skin)

  1. to coerce a relative

Pampered

v. (pam·pered)

  1. Mrs Andreson’s contented noises

Forcing

v. (for·cing)

  1. a quartet

Comfortable

v. (com·for·ta·ble)

  1. to give solace to a male bovid

Boneless

v. (bone·less)

  1. a reduction in the frequency of intercourse