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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Stabilize

n. (sta·bil·ize)

  1. an unflinching stare

Pastel

n. (pas·tel)

  1. M, N, O, P, …

Definciencies

n. (de·fin·cien·cies)

  1. an abnormally low ocean level

Sunken

n. (sunk·en)

  1. a male offspring

Garnishment

n. (gar·nish·ment)

  1. an edible food decoration

Spindle

n. (spin·dle)

  1. a valley of ballerinas

Beginning

v. (be·gin·ning)

  1. an earnest request for another round of baseball

Costume

n. (cos·tume)

  1. the price of a crypt

Thermostat

interj. (ther·mo·stat)

  1. a caraffe, quickly

Coincide

v. (co·in·cide)

  1. to kill Joel or Ethan