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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Ballroom

n. (ball·room)

  1. the start of an insearm

Xerosis

n. (xe·ro·sis)

  1. having no female siblings

Zebra

n. (ze·bra)

  1. a French brassiere

Humble

n. (hum·ble)

  1. a musical bovid

Grocery

n. (gro·cer·y)

  1. a more unattractive vowel

Overjoy

adj. (o·ver·joy)

  1. above a young kangaroo

Fahrenheit

adj. (fah·ren·heit)

  1. having average tallness

Judo

n. (ju·do)

  1. a mixture for bagles

Humdrum

n. (hum·drum)

  1. a reverberating percussion instrument

Heighten

v. (heigh·ten)

  1. a two-handed celebratory gesture