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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Diuretic

n. (di·ur·e·tic)

  1. an urgent, full tick

Importance

v. (im·por·tance)

  1. to bring tiny insects from abroad

Garbage

n. (gar·bage)

  1. the length of time since a garment was manufactured

Digital

n. (di·gi·tal)

  1. a query as to the height of something produced

Socket

v. (sock·et)

  1. to forcefully hit something

Dissection

v. (dis·sec·tion)

  1. death in a localize region

Helmet

v. (hel·met)

  1. a meeting in hades

System

n. (sys·tem)

  1. the root of a vesicle

Urine

interj. (ur·ine)

  1. an affirmation of your commitment by a 3rd party

Conjugate

n. (con·ju·gate)

  1. a counterfeit Gibraltarian landmark