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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Patrick

v. (pat·rick)

  1. tapping the opposite shoulder of another from behind

Braveheart

v. (brave·heart)

  1. flatulence that sounds like a donkey

Worship

n. (wor·ship)

  1. a recycled sea vessel

Example

v. (ex·am·ple)

  1. to forcibly retrieve a quiz;
  2. a portly former mate

Emulate

interj. (em·u·late)

  1. a statement made to a tardy consonant

Jerky

n. (jerk·y)

  1. a disagreeable vowel

Cantankerous

interj. (can·tank·er·ous)

  1. something petroleum might say

Congenital

n. (con·gen·i·tal)

  1. a prisoner’s reproductive organs

Headway

n. (head·way)

  1. about ten pounds

Steeple

n. (stee·ple)

  1. a perpendicular consonant