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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Hurricane

n. (hur·ri·cane)

  1. a stick for speed walkers

Tardy

n. (tar·dy)

  1. a vowel covered in a thick, dark liquid

Cakewalk

v. (cake·walk)

  1. to traverse frosting

Relate

v. (re·late)

  1. to be tardy again

Instance

v. (in·stance)

  1. to strike a pose or take a position

Bacon

n. (ba·con)

  1. a swindler of houseboat residents

Sunshine

v. (sun·shine)

  1. an accomplished male offspring

Planet

v. (pla·net)

  1. to exercise forethought

Bungee

n. (bun·gee)

  1. the seventh roll

Suburban

n. (sub·ur·ban)

  1. beneath a city