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This site is a storehouse for many of the bad puns that I come up with on a daily basis. I won’t bore you with a lot of background information here so that you can start enjoying some punny definitions right away.

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Suburban

n. (sub·ur·ban)

  1. beneath a city

Deli

n. (del·i)

  1. a valley vowel

Ciliate

n. (ci·li·ate)

  1. the number between silly seven and silly nine

Verify

adj. (ver·i·fy)

  1. especially disgusting

Bangalore

v. (bang·a·lore)

  1. to have intercourse with a storyteller

Capitulate

v. (cap·it·u·late)

  1. replace the lid on that soda – it’s time to go

Refuse

n. (re·fuse)

  1. to join again

Damascus

v. (da·mas·cus)

  1. using swear words incorrectly

Yukon

interj. (yu·kon)

  1. an affirmation of your abilities

Neoprene

n. (ne·o·prene)

  1. newly-straightened feathers